Hey, how ya' doing? This is the prehistoric Porcine Capper, JurassicPork, comin' atcha live from the Internet. Well, I finally started getting around to posting all those caps that I've been saving for years and now am ready to spew them all them over the faces of the unsuspecting web surfers of the world in a manner that should do Ron Jeremy proud.

In the very near future, I intend to start up a regular capping game, in which I'll post the screengrabs and captions but not the cappers' names. Then a click on a hyperlink will open up an identical page but with the names in place. Sound like fun? Answer me! Better.

So, open up your porn baskets, put your underwear on the ceiling and let's see what I've had in lieu of a life. Turn off the lights when you leave and when you sign the handy-dandy guestbook, don't use invisible ink.

But first, since I'd done this to reasonably good effect, it's my pleasure to kick off my first homepage by profiling the first of many cappers and I figured, why not start with the best? So this month's spotlighted capper is none other than the incomparable Gleeb.

I'd be remiss in my responsibilities as a fellow capper if I didn't do some site ho'ing for my friends since many of them also have featured my caps on their sites, so please kindly click here for my cappers' links pages.

Now, on to the caption galleries!